Hi, you wanna know about us?By: Nikos Mixas
Welcome to The Sludgelord’sNovember installment of the 666 Pack Review! Each and every month we handpick 6 review submissions and critique them by only using 6 words, then we rate them on a scale from 1to 666! Check out November’s rating scale below:
1 - In terms of beers, you’re a Schlitz.
2 - The 90’s called and they want their metal back...
3 – You’re just like Anvil. Average.
4 – Bloody good enough to make Ozzy bite a bat’s head off!
666! - The Sludgelordbrands you with his pentagram of approval!!! Hails!!!
This month we had a cornucopia of victims from various parts of the globe to review. Even if a band gets a low score, we strongly encourage you to check them out anyways because you might actually dig them! The Sludgelordis a picky listener…
Dungeon Master -“Lustrata: Purified by Sacrifice” – London, UK Rating: 2
I could only stomach two songs…
Ruff Majik - “The Fox” (EP) Pretoria, South Africa! Rating: 666
Rocking out with my cock out.
PYLAR - “Pyedra” Sevilla, Spain Rating: 3
Sunn O))) worship. Now Spain can suffer.
Long Live the GOAT - “Melt”- Chicago, IL Rating: 5
I likes me some GOAT! Hails!
Walken - “Revel in Abandon” San Francisco, CA Rating: 2
All over the map…head hurts.
Slow Green Thing - “II” Dresden, Germany Rating: 3
Great doom…are those vocals auto-tuned?
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