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Thursday 6 September 2018

6 LIVE REVIEWS: THE SLUDGELORD'S 666 PACK REVIEW (Psycho Las Vegas Special 2018)

Words & Photos: Nikos Mixas


It’s a special edition for the 666 PACK REVIEW this month!  THE SLUDGELORD attended Psycho Las Vegas recently, so this month we’re going to rate 6 bands that played the festival. Between the non-stop shenanigans and Instagram takeover, we found time to actually watch the bands. For future potential victims that submit material to THE SLUDGELORD for review, here’s some advice: This festival is where you want to be someday! If you’re new to this, each and every month we handpick 6 review submissions (this month six bands that played Psycho Las Vegas) and critique them by only using 6 words, then we rate them on a scale from 1 to 666!  Check out our Las Vegas themed rating scale below: 

1– It would have nicer if their tour bus got lost in the desert on the way to the festival.       
2– One of the Psycho Las Vegas guest DJs was Andrew W.K., he actually stirred up more excitement than the performance this band put on.      
3– It was kinda average, just like staying at The Excalibur Hotel and Casino these days…
4 – You know the feeling that you get free drinks while your gambling?  Yeahhhhh….       
5– This band deserves to have a Las Vegas casino named after them and they should be the house band. 
666– They hit the progressive jackpot (Enter ching! ching! ching! ching! money sounds here…)!  Viva Psycho Las Vegas and THE SLUDGELORD!

Caveat:  Even though the 666 PACK REVIEW is meant to offer humorous critique, there are no safe spaces here and your gripes will only make you sound like a bellyacher.  THE SLUDGELORD is a picky listener…and doesn’t care what you think of his opinions….

Goblin - Rating: 1

Horror soundtracks never sound so bad.



Sunn0))) – Rating: 4

No groove, no problem.  Drone on.



Danzig – Rating: 5

Playing “She Rides” earned this rating.

Danzig Setlist Psycho Las Vegas 2018, European Tour 2018

Elder – Rating: 666!

Most underrated band at this fest.



Indian – Rating: 5

This reunion was meant to be.




Batushka - Rating: 666!


Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Fuck yeah!!!


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