Welcome to The Sludgelord’s initial installment of the 666 Pack Review! Each and every month we handpick 6 review submissions and critique them by only using 6 words, and then we rate them on a scale from 1to 666!
See our rating scale below:
See our rating scale below:
1 - WTF are you doing??? Go get your money back from Guitar Center !
2 - You might be tone deaf. Or perhaps your friends are lying to you? Keep working at it.
3 - There’s some potential...start listening to and watching Manowar to see how the metals is done.
4 - Not too shabby! Upgrade your amps from Crate to Orange now!!!
5 - I was tapping my foot and/or bobbing my head. You’re definitely worthy enough to pack dive bars.
666! - The Sludgelord brands you with his pentagram of approval!!! Hails!!!
Check out our first victims for the month of October. Even if a band gets a low score, we strongly encourage you to check them out anyways because you might actually dig them! The Sludgelord is a picky listener…
Brainscanner “Trilobita” – (Sao Paulo , Brazil ) Rating: 2
Brainscanner “Trilobita” – (
Band info: bandcamp
Crimson Tusk (EP) – (Oxford , UK ) Rating: 3
“Boogie with Danzig all liquored up.”
Grogus - “Intuitive Readers and Metaphysical Artisans” – (Minneapolis , MN ) Rating: 5
“For fans of early Mastodon. Sick!”
Black Bone Exorcism “Crack the Bone, Break the Heart” – (Seattle, WA) Rating: 666
“Well written, groovy sludge. Nice job!”
Band info: facebook
Troll – (Portland , OR ) Rating: 5
“Haunting, long jams with doomy overtones.”
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